Flavor Saver Coffee Strainer • A 'stache revival
Sometimes, ya gotta show some respect where respect is due. It's back, baby.
Back by most popular demand. Giving the people what they want, what they need. Some good ole fashioned goddamned 'stache love, baby.
I had the Joe Shit the Ragman, full hairy face thing going for about as long as I could stand. It was time for a change... for the whipass.
As such, I've compiled a short list of my favorite sports 'staches in recent history, respecting the fact that mofos back in the olden times had, well, quite historic mustaches. Their respect goes without mention. Below may not be on many's greatest 'stache lists, but they should be.
Footy: Bledisloe beware! These epic mustaches are two of the best around right now!
Hockey: Any chance to showcase one of my all-time favorite professional athletes in history, by damned sight you know I will. And, of course, anyone who watched hockey in the 1980s and 90s will know the other.
Hoops: Walt was a bit before my time, sadly, but my man Drew has picked up the slack — and, the youngest member of my HOF.
Baseball: And another one of my all-timers, Donnie Baseball is a shoo-in. Any mustache list is required to include Rollie Fingers. I don't make the rules here.
American Footy: It is abundantly clear, the 'stache was compulsory to even step foot in the Windy City — and apparently fucking contract obligation to play for Da Bears. I literally could've plucked damn near any player on the roster between the years of 1975-1988. Incredible shit. Also, my third of my all-timers on this list, Sweetness.
Others: Pre. Of course he's on. And, while not an athlete, per se, you best show my grandpa from another great-grandma, Fluff, some goddamned respect!
Non-sports Most Honorable Mentions, to include the only bearded gents on the list, because, well, for fuck's sake look at these two mustaches. The Peoples' Stache!
Thanks for reading this.
Hugs & crap,
seumas